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Prem Win

Date

06/03/2026

Arsenal

Man City

Man Utd

Liverpool

Aston Villa

Chelsea

1/5

7/2

125/1

1000/1

Championship Promtion - Outright

Date

06/03/2026

Coventry

Ipswich

Middlesbrough

Millwall

Wrexham

Hull

2/5

4/1

5/1

40/1

150/1

Premier Relegate

Date

06/03/2026

Tottenham

Other

Man Utd

Liverpool

Aston Villa

Chelsea

15/8

7/2

125/1

1000/1

🐵 The Sidekick — £750–£1,500

For startups, solo heroes, or anyone who needs a trusty digital companion without the drama.

Includes:

5-page responsive website

Light branding (logo placement, colour palette)

Basic mascot integration (static image)

Accessibility-friendly layout

Contact form + basic SEO setup

“Reliable, loyal, and just a little bit cheeky.”

🐼 The Villain’s Lair — £3,000–£6,000

For brands that want to make an entrance. Bold visuals, playful mascots, and copy that bites back.

Includes:

Custom-designed website (up to 10 pages)

Mascot-led branding (illustrations, logo refinement)

Cinematic copywriting for About, Services, and Team pages

Accessibility Statement with flair

Animation-ready structure (for future upgrades)

SEO setup + analytics integration

“Your brand, but with fangs and a fabulous cape.”

🦏 The Epic Saga — £6,000+

For those building a legend. Full creative direction, animated mascots, dramatic storytelling, and a site that feels like a movie trailer.

Includes:

Fully bespoke website with animated sequences

Storyboarding and visual scripting

Custom mascot design (multiple characters, poses, props)

Interactive team bios and cinematic transitions

Advanced accessibility and performance optimization

Ongoing creative consultation

“Not just a website. A digital myth in the making.”

🎨 Factors That Justify Higher Pricing

Custom mascot/logo design with iterative refinement

Cinematic storytelling and dramatic visual sequences

Playful branding that blends humor and menace (our specialty!)

Responsive design and accessibility features